The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast

Hi I'm Emma.

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't smoke or drink.

I'm vertically challenged.

My favourite animal is a wolf.

My favourite colour is purple.

My dream is to move to America and become a vet.

I love nice friendly people, House. MD,  Scream, The Grudge, Scary Movie, 

food, snow, music, the internet, iPod, phone, pictures, memories, jokes, travel, 

intelligence, family, friends, personal jokes, cake, science, animals, sweets, 

sunshine, laughing, when celebrities talk to you, arguments, 

animal rights & being an internet tough-guy.

I hate pain, sluts, slags, whores, death, bitches, religion, twilight, wannabes,

fat people, ex-boyfriends, animal cruelty, people who hate you for no reason, 

obnoxious people, low battery, being in a bad mood, predictive text, being ignored,

stupid people, two faced people, spelling mistakes, grammatical failures, 

people who try to change your views & people who chew loudly.

I love Eric Clapton, Green day, David Bowie, Kurt Cobain, Rufus Hound, 

Oscar Wilde, Johnny Depp, Ross Noble, Simon Pegg, Slash, Angus Young, 

Brandon Flowers, Ed Byrne, Hugh Laurie, Jason Manford, Dara O’ Briain, PETA, 

RSPCA, Stephen Fry, Adam Garcia, Russell Brand, Alan Davies, Jimmy Carr, 

and Craig Busch the Lion Man.